Humanity Walks Into a Bar is a tiny people simulator reminiscent of games such as Populous and The Sims. But tiny! One-room tiny. Watch them love, fight and live their lovely short lives, then try to get as many different people as you can before filling the room. Left-click to lay nature's fierce hand upon your critters and try to help guide their paths. Try to be subtle though — they believe in their free will. Who knows where Humanity will go next?